| you know, I just had a good day.
I don't hear too much of that actually from many other people, so I'll say it myself.
I just had a good day. I wonder, wouldn't you like to hear that?
Maybe not, but I'll leave it at that.
Good Day to you all.
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| You know why? Because if everybody lived, then it'd just be a weird psycho chasing people around and that would just be sad. I mean, what if you became so irritated with one of the characters, that you WANTED them to be hacked into bits and pieces? BAM!!!!! There we go, chainsaw time. And what if it was one of those nicer characters that you never would have wanted to be dumped in the pit of acid?? BAM!!! Shocking Plot twist. Every character killed off just adds to the coolness of the movie, and so, the less you hack off limbs or blow up a zombie, the more the movie becomes worse, so, the only movies that have any amount of awesomeness are action movies and horror flicks. (Or maybe gory and bloody historical remakes.) This is according to the TOTALLY Zombie Explosion AWESOMENESS Theory.
So there we go. Yep.
Example:
HOUSE OF WAX <------- How many people went to watch the movie just so they could see Paris Hilton get whacked???
They even had T-Shirts that said "See Paris Die!!! Watch House of Wax!!!"
I rest my case.
(No offense to Paris Hilton, but dem's da facts kids)
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